Father Luke: Did you know that the Christian religion
has over a billion followers?
Nancy: Big deal, so does the wheel of fortune.
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Ernest: I cast thee back to Hell!
Nancy: Why don't you leave me a picture and resume at the door,
and I'll get back to you, ok?
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Father Luke: What makes you think that you're being possessed
again?
Nancy: Satan's spirit flew right out of my T.V. set and into
my soul!
Father Luke: ...ok...
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Father Luke:
I'm gonna tell you all about a mother that's fly,
I'm talkin' bout my homeboy, Father Mayii.
Cast out the Devil, and he didn't even yell,
And now the fool is coolin' in a place called Hell.
All the Catholics in the house say ho!
Ho!
